Florence’s So-Called Life: Season 1, ep 6
In which Florence loses control of her destructive behavior.
(read in the voice of Florence, which sounds uncannily like a 14-year-old Claire Danes)
Sometimes…I just…destroy things.
I thought I had it under control. Chew on some socks or underwear occasionally…and I’ve been working my way through the rug for months. And there was the blue pen incident (which was blown way out of proportion by the humans). But it wasn’t, like, a daily compulsion or anything.
But then, like…a switch flipped? I dunno. I just really…need…to destroy things.
And it used to just be stuff left on the floor or dangling off of chairs.
But now…it’s just all right there…on the table…on Bekah’s desk…it’s just there. Calling me to tear it to shreds.
There’s the sod in the back yard…
Credit cards…
Sunglasses,,,
Post-it notes, but only the ones with phone numbers and notes on them from Bekah’s office…
And whatever Lewis was working on all night at the dining room table…
And the weird thing is, even when they discipline me, and shove it in my nose. I just don’t even care. My tail wags and I sort of just like the attention.
Bekah and Lewis were convinced that I just needed better toys.
But something happens at 6:30 in the morning…when I’ve been crying for 30 minutes because they think they can just feed me and let me out to pee and then go back to bed…and I get this rage. I don’t want their stupid toys. I don’t want to be placated. I want to be PLAYED WITH. And then I black out. When I come to, there’s plastic and paper everywhere…
I think I need to go to rehab.